Trump and Putin on a jungle planet - Рыбаченко Олег Павлович Страница 6

  Christina sang with pleasure:

  - There will be a barbecue rifled!

  And showed language.

  And then barefoot leg threw a disk with sharp edges. She slaughtered five Englishmen at once.

  Magda kicked her bare heel, and three Englishmen flew overboard. That's it girl - just savage!

  And all four will exclaim:

  Thank our gods!

  And again slash... hundreds of British chopped. And the survivors fall to their knees and kiss beautiful girls, their strong, chiseled, bare feet.

  . CHAPTER 2

  After watching interesting dreams, Putin and trump woke up. All the same the jungle around them. Eternal day and three luminaries. It's hot like Africa at noon.

  Full of different fruits and game.

  The boys-presidents hunted catching up on the hare of the local level. With three ears, and green. They're really fast guys.

  Lit a fire by friction - good hands fast and strong. Fried hare, and bit more and bananas with coconuts. And tried pineapples.

  Fruit is generally abundant, but the most unearthly, they have followed carefully.

  Boys, differing immense speed and strength - faster cheetahs, somehow not being attacked by predators at the time. They were not threatened with starvation or violence. And again they made a run through the jungle...

  We entered the river, where they tried to attack the slow crocodiles. Have of course the boys-presidents they tore the mouth and knocked his teeth bare, sturdy legs.

  The boys had fun with a fight with the crocodiles. And even collided with a Hippo. Similar to African, but with skin painted in the cage like a chess Board.

  The boys kicked him and broke his fangs. Then trump and Putin stabbed the beast with his own tusks until the Behemoth was dead. Coloring the water orange, the color of blood.

  After that both the boy didn't pull the carcass ashore. A little cut off from the hippopotamus, again kindled the fire and roasted meat.

  Tasty turned out to be a Hippo.

  But it was necessary to beat off from predators. Both boys waved their arms and legs fairly.

  Lions, tigers, hyenas, and some completely incomprehensible herbs pressed the boys.

  Exhausted in the end, already hurt a lot of predators, the guys who once sat on the throne, retreated. More precisely fled...

  Even their armor-tough skin was slightly scratched by the claws and fangs of the creatures and all the living creatures.

  Although they took a piece of meat.

  Again fried and ate... Then climbing higher on the tree decided to sleep.

  Putin said:

  - Damn it! The jungle does not end!

  Trump recalled:

  - We need to search the whole universe! What did you want?

  Putin hissed:

  - Rule the world!

  Trump hissed a poisonous snake in response:

  I won't!

  Putin said with some doubt:

  They say, in this universe, the year is only a minute in the. But whether they're lying or not, that's the question!

  Trump gently corrected:

  - Or wrong! Maybe just the opposite! Suddenly we have a minute, and there for a year!

  Putin has reminded:

  - And the universe we are in his for another three weeks or more when trained. This means that in our world, the election campaign has already begun in Russia. And this, of course, is interesting. Will my successor Medvedev be able to adequately bear the burden of power?

  Trump responded with doubt:

  - Don't need to be too high conceit about itself. A success a result of luck, not of your genius... I Must say however, the success of the dragon and the last full year of Stalin - fragile! They like to say based on the past, and the death of the dictatorship after his death. So Putin will go into oblivion, or will be spat upon after leaving power!

  The boy-President doubted:

  - You think? My reign was successful, even if it was due to luck. And yours? Where finds itself not only the failures and the cries!

  Trump the President, the teenager replied with a sigh:

  - Too bad idea was to elect the third President since one year. All limits are taken out of luck. But on the other hand trump was not a bit! No one will say that trump got into the war, and lost in disgrace! So on the one hand, there are few achievements, but there are no obvious failures! When you the third with one year, then and limit failures falls!

  Putin agreed with this:

  - Yes trump was not a bit! He just yelled a lot and a little beat! So threats and reacted!

  Trump rigidly noticed: